I just wanna watch tropic thunder with someone. Come watch it with my lazy ass.
You wanna hear you last night? You sounded like a wild cat purring.– Angie
Try on a dress & end up looking like a coke bottle
Anonymous asked: soo NOW you want the massage? hah
othersideofmadness: SPANKING A BUTT SO GOOD THAT ITS LIKE YOUR HAND WAS ZEUS AND YOU JUST UNLEASHED A CRACK OF THUNDER. ITS THE SIMPLE THINGS…
I need a massage. My back is so fucked.
I want to kiss a walrus.
The meds are giving me the worst dreams :/
Movies & ice cream. I’m burning up, text me.
joannfajrd asked: I hope you feel better!