Where are all the interesting people hiding? I can’t find them anywhere.
I thought it would spice things up to film ourselves having sex, and have your exboyfriend do colour commentary.
girlboy to fall for, preferably tattooed but not necessary. Please apply within.
- Me: I don't know what to do for her birthday.
- Him: Who's?
- Me: My friend Angie.
- Him: Get her pregnant.
- Me: Technically I can't 'cause I don't have a dick.
- Him: Artificial insemination.
- Me: I'm not ready to be a father.
The room is much quieter when the devil calls